I was a failed actor but I still wanted to show off, so I ended up doing live comedy.

It sounds deeply shallow, but for brief spells every member of the public can be fascinating.

In my experience the difference between a straight and a bisexual is about four pints

My mobile rang around lunchtime one day, and it was George Michael. He wanted to come in on Friday. We were like, 'okay, if that's what you want'. And he was a very good guest. That's a real exception to the rule.

Some people think they're depressed and they go to the doctor and want pills. And you just think: 'You hate where you live, you've lost your job, your boyfriend has dumped you, could all this be why you're depressed?'

I loved Lucille Ball growing up.

I am really bad at actually interviewing people.