I was a failed actor but I still wanted to show off, so I ended up doing live comedy.

Well, certainly I think American television is - that's proper TV.

I don't think anyone wants to be gay.

You don't want to be hard to look at. Plain very good, hard to look at bad. The plain shall inherit the earth; time is our friend.

All my day is spent dealing with other people. When I come home I like it to be empty. The presence of others in my house kind of annoys me. I love coming home and shutting the doors. I feel brain dead. I'm relatively available, but not to live with.

I am camp. Lots of gay men can't cope with their campness. They are in denial about it.

It's lovely to get one successful show - the chances of finding a second one are not so hot.