I was a failed actor but I still wanted to show off, so I ended up doing live comedy.

The only people who are desperate to go on the show are people we're desperate not to have on the show.

I'm often dating people, but I don't say it because you sort of know it won't last long.

I'd like to retire at 50 but I don't want to sell papers in the middle of London on a Zimmer.

It's lovely to get one successful show - the chances of finding a second one are not so hot.

The only time I took Ecstacy was years and years ago. It was absolutely amazing.

Those years between drama school and getting onto the stand-up circuit were pretty lean.