Those years between drama school and getting onto the stand-up circuit were pretty lean.

I am camp. Lots of gay men can't cope with their campness. They are in denial about it.

I always say I'd rather be miserable by myself than unhappy in a relationship.

I'd like to retire at 50 but I don't want to sell papers in the middle of London on a Zimmer.

The only time I took Ecstacy was years and years ago. It was absolutely amazing.

Forty freaked me out. I didn't see it coming. My life was in a state of chaos - I was moving jobs and moving house - and it just hit me like a ton of bricks.

I'm often dating people, but I don't say it because you sort of know it won't last long.