Straight men just can't imagine the bliss of being in a relationship with someone who finds farting as funny as they do.

Well, certainly I think American television is - that's proper TV.

All my interesting stories are from before I was on television. Nothing interesting has happened to me since then. Maybe it's because the most interesting thing in my life is the show and that's on telly.

All these people I interview are worth ten times what I'm worth.

Because society places a value on masculinity, gay men aspire to it. If you go to a gay club and the doorman says, 'You do realise this is a gay club, don't you lads?' you get all excited because you think, 'Wow, he thought I was straight!'

One of the great things about being gay and out is that the papers couldn't care less about your love life.

My life could have been so grim really, really grim.