In my experience the difference between a straight and a bisexual is about four pints
Occasionally the state of the planet can knock me off my perky perch.
I'm often dating people, but I don't say it because you sort of know it won't last long.
Tolerance is forced on people in London.
Because society places a value on masculinity, gay men aspire to it. If you go to a gay club and the doorman says, 'You do realise this is a gay club, don't you lads?' you get all excited because you think, 'Wow, he thought I was straight!'
A good rule to remember for life is that when it comes to plastic surgery and sushi, never be attracted by a bargain.