Straight men just can't imagine the bliss of being in a relationship with someone who finds farting as funny as they do.

Britain's such a twisted, weird little place.

An awful lot of female celebrities are very beautiful whereas a lot of male celebrities are not so hot.

My parents grew up working class, but in that way that working class families do, they spent a fortune on education to better me.

I don't think you should have to try to be nice, I think most people are nice. I think being cheerful and nice is just a politeness.

One of the great things about being gay and out is that the papers couldn't care less about your love life.

I'm often dating people, but I don't say it because you sort of know it won't last long.