Straight men just can't imagine the bliss of being in a relationship with someone who finds farting as funny as they do.

A comedian's a comedian. They're a very kind of cynical bunch. I guess that's why I like them.

I am really bad at actually interviewing people.

I've heard other gay people say when they were growing up they felt 'foreign.' Growing up, I was able to label these feelings as: 'I'm a Protestant.' It wasn't until I left, I thought: 'Oh, those weren't Protestant feelings.'

I'm actually quite self-sufficient, so it might look as if there isn't room for anyone in my life. That isn't entirely the case.

You don't want to be hard to look at. Plain very good, hard to look at bad. The plain shall inherit the earth; time is our friend.

I am camp. Lots of gay men can't cope with their campness. They are in denial about it.