I don't think you should have to try to be nice, I think most people are nice. I think being cheerful and nice is just a politeness.

I am camp. Lots of gay men can't cope with their campness. They are in denial about it.

You don't want to be hard to look at. Plain very good, hard to look at bad. The plain shall inherit the earth; time is our friend.

I am really bad at actually interviewing people.

My parents grew up working class, but in that way that working class families do, they spent a fortune on education to better me.

All my day is spent dealing with other people. When I come home I like it to be empty. The presence of others in my house kind of annoys me. I love coming home and shutting the doors. I feel brain dead. I'm relatively available, but not to live with.

Straight men just can't imagine the bliss of being in a relationship with someone who finds farting as funny as they do.