I don't think you should have to try to be nice, I think most people are nice. I think being cheerful and nice is just a politeness.

My parents grew up working class, but in that way that working class families do, they spent a fortune on education to better me.

Straight men just can't imagine the bliss of being in a relationship with someone who finds farting as funny as they do.

All my interesting stories are from before I was on television. Nothing interesting has happened to me since then. Maybe it's because the most interesting thing in my life is the show and that's on telly.

Forty freaked me out. I didn't see it coming. My life was in a state of chaos - I was moving jobs and moving house - and it just hit me like a ton of bricks.

I bet Maurice Gibb's heart monitor was singing the tune of Stayin' Alive.

I always say I'd rather be miserable by myself than unhappy in a relationship.