The only people who are desperate to go on the show are people we're desperate not to have on the show.
Britain's such a twisted, weird little place.
The higher your profile becomes, the more aware you are that people out there might hate you.
My life could have been so grim really, really grim.
I don't think I've got bad taste. I've got no taste.
It's lovely to get one successful show - the chances of finding a second one are not so hot.