You don't want to be hard to look at. Plain very good, hard to look at bad. The plain shall inherit the earth; time is our friend.

I think the word is adult!

I am really bad at actually interviewing people.

I loved Lucille Ball growing up.

Well, certainly I think American television is - that's proper TV.

Straight men just can't imagine the bliss of being in a relationship with someone who finds farting as funny as they do.

I don't think anyone wants to be gay.