I think the word is adult!

Because society places a value on masculinity, gay men aspire to it. If you go to a gay club and the doorman says, 'You do realise this is a gay club, don't you lads?' you get all excited because you think, 'Wow, he thought I was straight!'

It's lovely to get one successful show - the chances of finding a second one are not so hot.

You don't want money to make you a social freak where you can only hang out with rich people.

Basically, I'm a really bad interviewer. I love meeting celebrities, but then I get a bit bored. Once you meet them you thing, 'really, what an ordinary person'.

Britain's such a twisted, weird little place.

Occasionally the state of the planet can knock me off my perky perch.