If a guy truly likes you, but for personal reasons he needs to take things slow, he will let you know that immediately. He won’t keep you guessing, because he’ll want to make sure you don’t get frustrated and go away.

But he was so great!' Yes, and the people who got on the Titanic thought they were going on a vacation

Can you deep fry the bacon? Oh how I wish you would.

I believe in love in hindsight, meaning attraction and connection can be remembered as love at first sight. But how could you possibly know at first sight? That's too much pressure to put on a relationship.

Don't you want the guy who'll forget about all the other things in his life before he forgets about you?

You picked a lemon, throw it away lemonade is overrated. Freaks should remain at the circus, not in your apartment. You already have one asshole. You don’t need another. Make a space in your life for the glorious things you deserve. Have faith.

Good enough to tweet, not to say.