Maybe this is just me, because my priorities have changed as I’ve gotten older. But now I don’t want to be ‘sort of dating’ someone. I don’t want to be ‘kinda hanging out’ with someone. I don’t want to spend a lot of energy suppressing all my feelings so I appear uninvolved. I want to be involved.

Good enough to tweet, not to say.

I've never tried to pass myself off as anything more than a comedian who wrote a dating book.

I like the idea that when a guy comes over to the house, I get to say I wrote the book.

There are only so many ways to get people to go see stand-up, that it really is about the product; it's not so much about the theme of the show.

Don’t spend your time on and give your heart to any guy who makes you wonder about anything related to his feelings for you

Can you deep fry the bacon? Oh how I wish you would.