Maybe this is just me, because my priorities have changed as I’ve gotten older. But now I don’t want to be ‘sort of dating’ someone. I don’t want to be ‘kinda hanging out’ with someone. I don’t want to spend a lot of energy suppressing all my feelings so I appear uninvolved. I want to be involved.

I've never tried to pass myself off as anything more than a comedian who wrote a dating book.

As a guy I never liked being told to call, which my wife really never does, and that's why I call her as often as I do.

One of the suckiest and most frustrating facts of life is that sometimes relationship just end, often without reason. I truly believe that sometimes both men and women simply run out of love, even when there was a lot of it in the beginning

How many presidents, do you think, ever said to another guy: 'I can't believe we're doing this in the White House'?

Anyone who assesses you or your relationship as disposable is not worthy of your time or tears.

Don't you want the guy who'll forget about all the other things in his life before he forgets about you?