Let's start with this statistic: You are delicious. Be brave, my sweet. I know you can get lonely. I know you can crave companionship and sex and love so badly that it physically hurts. But I truly believe that the only way you can find out that there's something better out there is to first believe there's something better out there. What other choice is there?
Greg BehrendtMost comics worship music on some level. It's more rock-n-roll to get up there for an hour and make people laugh.
Greg BehrendtI'm certain prison is pretty rough as it is but imagine if you were a murderer and a foodie!
Greg BehrendtPeople don't admire you for what you hate, they admire you for what you do about it, and your slacks.
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