People say get a job doing something you love. So far no one has offered to hire me to eat Whoppers with a switchblade.

The time it takes to feel better about a breakup is directly proportional to the time it takes to feel better about yourself.

Here's something else to think about: calling when you say you're going to is the very first brick in the house you are building of love and trust. If he can't lay this one stupid brick down, you ain't never gonna have a house baby, and it's cold outside.

If a guy truly likes you, but for personal reasons he needs to take things slow, he will let you know that immediately. He won’t keep you guessing, because he’ll want to make sure you don’t get frustrated and go away.

Cheaters never prosper. (Because they suck.)

Always be classy. Never be crazy.

There will never be a good time, financially, to get married, unless you're Shaq or Ray Romano. But somehow people manage. If your man is using money as an excuse not to marry you, it's your relationship that's insecure, not his bank account.