People say get a job doing something you love. So far no one has offered to hire me to eat Whoppers with a switchblade.

I want you to be yourself, but not with other dudes.

Remember always what you set out to get, and please don’t settle for less.

If a guy truly likes you, but for personal reasons he needs to take things slow, he will let you know that immediately. He won’t keep you guessing, because he’ll want to make sure you don’t get frustrated and go away.

It`s the prettiest place on the planet. My childhood was like a dream. It`s like the last Mayberry.

She didn't love me that much, but she moved in with me. That's a plus. And then one night, I caught her making out with another dude on the driveway. That's a minus.

When a guy is into you, he lets you know it. He calls, he shows up, he wants to meet your friends, he can't keep his eyes or hands off of you.