People say get a job doing something you love. So far no one has offered to hire me to eat Whoppers with a switchblade.

Remember always what you set out to get, and please don’t settle for less.

There's nothing wrong with sending a quick note if you're busy or just want to flirt, but it's hard to have any real interaction over text. In the buffet of communication, text messaging should be a side dish, not the entree.

Don't you want the guy who'll forget about all the other things in his life before he forgets about you?

She didn't love me that much, but she moved in with me. That's a plus. And then one night, I caught her making out with another dude on the driveway. That's a minus.

I like the idea that when a guy comes over to the house, I get to say I wrote the book.

..he may love you, he may miss you, but ultimately he's just not that into you.