People say get a job doing something you love. So far no one has offered to hire me to eat Whoppers with a switchblade.

Don't waste the pretty

Wasting time with the wrong person is just time wasted.

People don't admire you for what you hate, they admire you for what you do about it, and your slacks.

The reason it's so painful when someone disappears is you have to face the fact that the person you loved had probably left you a long time before he grabbed his coat and scrammed.

Anyone who assesses you or your relationship as disposable is not worthy of your time or tears.

I have less friends, but I have more Cadbury Eggs.