People say get a job doing something you love. So far no one has offered to hire me to eat Whoppers with a switchblade.

Always be classy. Never be crazy.

Men, for the most part, like to pursue women. We like not knowing if we can catch you. We feel rewarded when we do. Especially when the chase is a long one.

It is with great sadness and a heavy heart that have to announce that I ate kale and liked it.

A good indication that it's not is if you're only staying with What's His Name because you're scared.

Let's call cheating what it is: a complete betrayal of trust.

The reason it's so painful when someone disappears is you have to face the fact that the person you loved had probably left you a long time before he grabbed his coat and scrammed.