If you can find him, then he can find you. If he wants to find you, he will.

Being brokenhearted is like having broken ribs. On the outside it looks like nothing's wrong, but every breath hurts.

I'm just not interested in daytime television, which is something you should remember the next time somebody offers you a daytime talk show.

I will go anywhere if you say the phrase 'there might be cake.' I would go to the Department of Motor Vehicles, register somebody else's boat in Spanish, a language I do not speak, without ID - for cake.

If he's choosing not to make a simple effort that would put you at ease and bring harmony to a recurring fight, then he doesn't respect your feelings and needs.

I love astute observations and really great wordplay. I love the way that Louis C.K. observes life, and I love the way Patton Oswalt talks about it.

It`s the prettiest place on the planet. My childhood was like a dream. It`s like the last Mayberry.