If you can find him, then he can find you. If he wants to find you, he will.

It is in that moment, when you really lay down your cards and see the relationship for what it was, that you'll find the freedom to kick it in the ass and let it go.

Young people are gross with their faces and their hope.

How many presidents, do you think, ever said to another guy: 'I can't believe we're doing this in the White House'?

I'm no longer a prisoner of my fears. Which really just means I'm using real butter.

If my father is walking around going, 'Mmm, pussy,' he's thinking about eating the cat.

Don't you want the guy who'll forget about all the other things in his life before he forgets about you?