For me, a breakup changed my entire life. I was a mess. I really got rocked, and I ended up turning it into a positive thing.
Greg BehrendtI love astute observations and really great wordplay. I love the way that Louis C.K. observes life, and I love the way Patton Oswalt talks about it.
Greg BehrendtIf he's choosing not to make a simple effort that would put you at ease and bring harmony to a recurring fight, then he doesn't respect your feelings and needs.
Greg BehrendtWe (men) would rather lose an arm out a city bus window than tell you simply, โYouโre not the one.โ We are quite sure you will kill us or yourself or bothโor even worse, cry and yell at us.
Greg Behrendt