I get giddy with the idea of stringing words together that make people laugh.

When we're picking someone who we want to spend a lot of time with, even perhaps for the rest of our lives, we generally try to pick someone who likes to do the things we like to do.

If a man is really into you, nothing will stop him from being with you - including a fear of intimacy.

I love to eat. That's why I got so fat; I love to eat. If I don't walk away from a meal hurting, I didn't do it right. If I don't walk away from Thanksgiving dinner feeling like I've been turkey-f**ked in a gingerbread prison, I didn't do it right.

You already have one asshole, you don't need another one

Anyone who assesses you or your relationship as disposable is not worthy of your time or tears.

If you date, you will meet your share of weirdos and jerks. That is as sure as death and taxes.