I get giddy with the idea of stringing words together that make people laugh.

First of all, never buy a man a plasma TV until you're married. A lot of men once they have a plasma TV they don't need a girlfriend

There are three kinda men in the world. There's men that own rope, men that use eye creme, and that dude from Nickleback.

I don't have to edit myself. I get to be me, warts and all, and that's ultimately what people want, and to trust each other implicitly.

We (men) would rather lose an arm out a city bus window than tell you simply, “You’re not the one.” We are quite sure you will kill us or yourself or both—or even worse, cry and yell at us.

When it comes to men, deal with them as they are, not how you’d like them to be.

An excuse is a polite rejection. Men are not afraid of 'ruining the friendship.