Drinking, eating, shopping, revenge, rebound sex, drugs or whatever your poison may be will number the pain - but that's all.

You already have one asshole, you don't need another one

We're taught that in life, we should try to look on the bright side. Not in this case. In this case, assume rejection first. Assume you're the rule, not the exception. It's liberating. But we also know it's not an easy concept. -He's not just into you

The only reason he can miss you is because he’s choosing, every day, not to be with you.

I get giddy with the idea of stringing words together that make people laugh.

There's a guy out there who will want to tell everyone that he is your boyfriend. Quit goofing around and go find him.

Good enough to tweet, not to say.