The pain of being in a bad relationship is confusing. When it's over - it's over. No more confusion!

Anyone who assesses you or your relationship as disposable is not worthy of your time or tears.

It is in that moment, when you really lay down your cards and see the relationship for what it was, that you'll find the freedom to kick it in the ass and let it go.

He's just not that into you if he only wants to see you when he's drunk. If he likes you, he'll want to see you when his judgment isn't impaired.

Be yourself. If something you do doesn't work, don't do it the next time. Listen to yourself - you know what appropriate behavior is.

Uncool is a cool resting place. The pressure's off me.

So, I play in a band. It's a really underground band. Super underground. Very underground. Like, we don't even actually play.