The pain of being in a bad relationship is confusing. When it's over - it's over. No more confusion!

If you date, you will meet your share of weirdos and jerks. That is as sure as death and taxes.

If I had butterscotch pants and a cheetah sweater... I'd be just fine.

He's just not that into you if he's not asking you out. Because if he likes you, trust me, he will ask you out.

The reason it's so painful when someone disappears is you have to face the fact that the person you loved had probably left you a long time before he grabbed his coat and scrammed.

Drinking, eating, shopping, revenge, rebound sex, drugs or whatever your poison may be will number the pain - but that's all.

We have become a sloppy bunch of people. We say things we don’t mean. We make promises we don’t keep.