We have become a sloppy bunch of people. We say things we don’t mean. We make promises we don’t keep.

He's just not that into you if he's not asking you out. Because if he likes you, trust me, he will ask you out.

For me, a breakup changed my entire life. I was a mess. I really got rocked, and I ended up turning it into a positive thing.

Having feelings doesn't mean you have to have sex.

I love to eat. That's why I got so fat; I love to eat. If I don't walk away from a meal hurting, I didn't do it right. If I don't walk away from Thanksgiving dinner feeling like I've been turkey-f**ked in a gingerbread prison, I didn't do it right.

Ive learned that anything in life worth having comes from patience and hard work.

Can you deep fry the bacon? Oh how I wish you would.