We have become a sloppy bunch of people. We say things we don’t mean. We make promises we don’t keep.

We (men) would rather lose an arm out a city bus window than tell you simply, “You’re not the one.” We are quite sure you will kill us or yourself or both—or even worse, cry and yell at us.

Send her a quick note while you`re stuck in a long meeting. A lighthearted chat definitely makes the time go faster.

My daughter genuinely asked me to hand her the basketball bat. I might be failing as a father.

Being brokenhearted is like having broken ribs. On the outside it looks like nothing's wrong, but every breath hurts.

I'm just not interested in daytime television, which is something you should remember the next time somebody offers you a daytime talk show.

A man would rather be trampled by elephants on fire than tell you he's just not that into you.