A man who wants to make a relationship work will move mountains to keep the woman he loves

..he may love you, he may miss you, but ultimately he's just not that into you.

You picked a lemon, throw it away lemonade is overrated. Freaks should remain at the circus, not in your apartment. You already have one asshole. You don’t need another. Make a space in your life for the glorious things you deserve. Have faith.

I'm no longer a prisoner of my fears. Which really just means I'm using real butter.

You already have one asshole, you don't need another one

If he's not calling you, it's because you are not on his mind. If he creates expectations for you, and then doesn't follow through on little things, he will do same for big things. Be aware of this and realize that he's okay with disappointing you.

I get giddy with the idea of stringing words together that make people laugh.