I love astute observations and really great wordplay. I love the way that Louis C.K. observes life, and I love the way Patton Oswalt talks about it.

People don't admire you for what you hate, they admire you for what you do about it, and your slacks.

Wasting time in a relationship that blows is just that - wasted time.

If a man is really into you, nothing will stop him from being with you - including a fear of intimacy.

Feeling in love (or lust) and fear feel a lot alike. They both give you that anxious butterfly feeling in your stomach, a sense of excitement, and a general unease physically and mentally. It's easy to confuse love with fear.

I like the idea that when a guy comes over to the house, I get to say I wrote the book.

If you date, you will meet your share of weirdos and jerks. That is as sure as death and taxes.