If we're friends with someone and attracted to them, we're going to want to take it further.

Wasting time in a relationship that blows is just that - wasted time.

The one cool thing with getting older is that you can actively choose to just be an eccentric.

The day you realize you don't have to make sense to anyone is the day you start to make sense to you.

Busy' is another word for 'asshole'. 'Asshole' is another word for the guy you're dating.

I always say that I love magic but I hate magicians. I like being fooled. If you wave your hands in front of my face and I think you're doing a trick, I'm easily impressed. If you pull a quarter out of my ear, I'm quite certain you're a wizard. But I don't like the way most magicians don't act like they're magical; they act like show business dicks.

...you are defined by how you live your life, not whom you live it with, and certainly not by what you gave up to be with that person.