It is with great sadness and a heavy heart that have to announce that I ate kale and liked it.

You are not easily forgotten.

Trust yourself, because as Oprah says, doubt means don't every time

Cheaters are people who have a lot of stuff to work out, and they're working it out on your time and with your heart.

A good indication that it's not is if you're only staying with What's His Name because you're scared.

But what I can do is paint you a picture of what you’ll never see when you’re with a guy who’s really into you: You’ll never see you staring maniacally at your phone, willing it to ring. You’ll never see you ruining an evening with friends because you’re calling for your messages every fifteen seconds. You’ll never see you hating yourself for calling him when you know you shouldn’t have. What you will see is you being treated so well that no phone antics will be necessary. You’ll be too busy being adored.

It is with great sadness and a heavy heart that have to announce that I ate kale and liked it.