But what I can do is paint you a picture of what you’ll never see when you’re with a guy who’s really into you: You’ll never see you staring maniacally at your phone, willing it to ring. You’ll never see you ruining an evening with friends because you’re calling for your messages every fifteen seconds. You’ll never see you hating yourself for calling him when you know you shouldn’t have. What you will see is you being treated so well that no phone antics will be necessary. You’ll be too busy being adored.

It`s the prettiest place on the planet. My childhood was like a dream. It`s like the last Mayberry.

Trust yourself, because as Oprah says, doubt means don't every time

For me, a breakup changed my entire life. I was a mess. I really got rocked, and I ended up turning it into a positive thing.

I've never tried to pass myself off as anything more than a comedian who wrote a dating book.

..he may love you, he may miss you, but ultimately he's just not that into you.

Ive learned that anything in life worth having comes from patience and hard work.