How many presidents, do you think, ever said to another guy: 'I can't believe we're doing this in the White House'?
I'm tired of seeing great women in bullshit relationships.
..he may love you, he may miss you, but ultimately he's just not that into you.
I always tell people it's funny that they think I'm a relationship expert because my two books are about getting out of relationships.
He doesn't need to be reminded you're great.
If my father is walking around going, 'Mmm, pussy,' he's thinking about eating the cat.