You are not easily forgotten.

Send her a quick note while you`re stuck in a long meeting. A lighthearted chat definitely makes the time go faster.

I have two rules when you come to my house on Halloween. Wear a costume - 'cause if you've manned your door at your own house, you know how many kids will roll up, 14 years old with no costume and an attitude. My other rule: don't grab. Let me assess you and then design a candy situation for you.

A man would rather be trampled by elephants on fire than tell you he's just not that into you.

Be yourself. If something you do doesn't work, don't do it the next time. Listen to yourself - you know what appropriate behavior is.

Bored with the same type of misery over and over and over again.

I love astute observations and really great wordplay. I love the way that Louis C.K. observes life, and I love the way Patton Oswalt talks about it.