You are not easily forgotten.

I have two rules when you come to my house on Halloween. Wear a costume - 'cause if you've manned your door at your own house, you know how many kids will roll up, 14 years old with no costume and an attitude. My other rule: don't grab. Let me assess you and then design a candy situation for you.

If my father is walking around going, 'Mmm, pussy,' he's thinking about eating the cat.

People are inspired to do remarkable things to find and be with the one they love.

Busy' is another word for 'asshole'. 'Asshole' is another word for the guy you're dating.

You already have one asshole, you don't need another one

There's a guy out there who will want to tell everyone that he is your boyfriend. Quit goofing around and go find him.