You are not easily forgotten.

Better than nothing is not good enough for you!

Don't idolize anyone if you can. You know, be inspired by people, certainly, but don't idolize people... Because they'll let you down.

The day you realize you don't have to make sense to anyone is the day you start to make sense to you.

Good enough to tweet, not to say.

I've never tried to pass myself off as anything more than a comedian who wrote a dating book.

Anyone who assesses you or your relationship as disposable is not worthy of your time or tears.