Most comics worship music on some level. It's more rock-n-roll to get up there for an hour and make people laugh.

Personally, when I'm picking friends, I like the ones who don't make me cry myself to sleep.

I'm certain prison is pretty rough as it is but imagine if you were a murderer and a foodie!

Remember always what you set out to get, and please don’t settle for less.

I'm fascinated with human relationships. I advocate the relationship you have with yourself.

When a guy is into you, he lets you know it. He calls, he shows up, he wants to meet your friends, he can't keep his eyes or hands off of you.

If he's choosing not to make a simple effort that would put you at ease and bring harmony to a recurring fight, then he doesn't respect your feelings and needs.