Most comics worship music on some level. It's more rock-n-roll to get up there for an hour and make people laugh.

Wasting time with the wrong person is just time wasted.

If he's not calling you, it's because you are not on his mind. If he creates expectations for you, and then doesn't follow through on little things, he will do same for big things. Be aware of this and realize that he's okay with disappointing you.

If you date, you will meet your share of weirdos and jerks. That is as sure as death and taxes.

big plans require big action

Part of being a comedian is that it's your job to look at life and regurgitate it in a funny way, to point out its absurdities.

Send her a quick note while you`re stuck in a long meeting. A lighthearted chat definitely makes the time go faster.