Most comics worship music on some level. It's more rock-n-roll to get up there for an hour and make people laugh.

I have less friends, but I have more Cadbury Eggs.

Try not to be four years into a relationship when it suddenly dawns on you that the guy you're with is a big, selfish jerk.

The quickest way to rectify that mistake (choosing the wrong person) is by learning from that, moving on, and choosing much more wisely in the future.

The pain of being in a bad relationship is confusing. When it's over - it's over. No more confusion!

Turning a breakup into a break-over ... We want women to know that as bad as it can be, it can also be an opportunity to reinvent yourself.

It is in that moment, when you really lay down your cards and see the relationship for what it was, that you'll find the freedom to kick it in the ass and let it go.