I always say that I love magic but I hate magicians. I like being fooled. If you wave your hands in front of my face and I think you're doing a trick, I'm easily impressed. If you pull a quarter out of my ear, I'm quite certain you're a wizard. But I don't like the way most magicians don't act like they're magical; they act like show business dicks.
Greg BehrendtThe word โbusyโ is the relationship Weapon of Mass Destruction. It seems like a good excuse, but in fact, in every silo you uncover, all youโre going to find is a man who didnโt care enough to call. Remember: Men are never too busy to get what they want.
Greg BehrendtMost comics worship music on some level. It's more rock-n-roll to get up there for an hour and make people laugh.
Greg BehrendtHe's just not that into you if he's not asking you out. Because if he likes you, trust me, he will ask you out.
Greg BehrendtA friend of mine told a story about a date with a guy she was really excited about: He stood her up. He then called her, begging her forgiveness and giving some excuse. She told him to get lost, telling him that he only gets one shot with her, and he blew it.
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