I always say that I love magic but I hate magicians. I like being fooled. If you wave your hands in front of my face and I think you're doing a trick, I'm easily impressed. If you pull a quarter out of my ear, I'm quite certain you're a wizard. But I don't like the way most magicians don't act like they're magical; they act like show business dicks.

It is with great sadness and a heavy heart that have to announce that I ate kale and liked it.

The one cool thing with getting older is that you can actively choose to just be an eccentric.

Before you look for validation in others, try and find it in yourself

He's just not that into you if he only wants to see you when he's drunk. If he likes you, he'll want to see you when his judgment isn't impaired.

Ive learned that anything in life worth having comes from patience and hard work.

First of all, never buy a man a plasma TV until you're married. A lot of men once they have a plasma TV they don't need a girlfriend