I always say that I love magic but I hate magicians. I like being fooled. If you wave your hands in front of my face and I think you're doing a trick, I'm easily impressed. If you pull a quarter out of my ear, I'm quite certain you're a wizard. But I don't like the way most magicians don't act like they're magical; they act like show business dicks.

When it comes to men, deal with them as they are, not how you’d like them to be.

Sometimes we become attached to what's familiar, and sometimes we hold on to things that are safe and predictable, even if they are bad for us.

If my father is walking around going, 'Mmm, pussy,' he's thinking about eating the cat.

Always be classy. Never be crazy.

So, I'm 34. I'm kind of becoming an adult - kind of, I guess. But I know that I am because, the other day, I said to somebody, 'Dude, dude, don't - those are the good plates.

I'm certain prison is pretty rough as it is but imagine if you were a murderer and a foodie!