I always say that I love magic but I hate magicians. I like being fooled. If you wave your hands in front of my face and I think you're doing a trick, I'm easily impressed. If you pull a quarter out of my ear, I'm quite certain you're a wizard. But I don't like the way most magicians don't act like they're magical; they act like show business dicks.

If I had butterscotch pants and a cheetah sweater... I'd be just fine.

Often the thought of pain is actually worse that the pain itself.

The only reason he can miss you is because he’s choosing, every day, not to be with you.

People are inspired to do remarkable things to find and be with the one they love.

As a guy I never liked being told to call, which my wife really never does, and that's why I call her as often as I do.

There are three kinda men in the world. There's men that own rope, men that use eye creme, and that dude from Nickleback.