So, I play in a band. It's a really underground band. Super underground. Very underground. Like, we don't even actually play.

Having feelings doesn't mean you have to have sex.

Personally, when I'm picking friends, I like the ones who don't make me cry myself to sleep.

He doesn’t have to love your CD collection. He doesn’t have to love your shoes. But any good, mature guy better make an attempt to love your friends and family—especially when they’re great.

I believe in love in hindsight, meaning attraction and connection can be remembered as love at first sight. But how could you possibly know at first sight? That's too much pressure to put on a relationship.

Busy' is another word for 'asshole'. 'Asshole' is another word for the guy you're dating.

Wasting time with the wrong person is just time wasted.