So, I play in a band. It's a really underground band. Super underground. Very underground. Like, we don't even actually play.

Most people don't want to leave their wife and children behind but many people seem to want to take leave of themselves.

An excuse is a polite rejection. Men are not afraid of 'ruining the friendship.

I will go anywhere if you say the phrase 'there might be cake.' I would go to the Department of Motor Vehicles, register somebody else's boat in Spanish, a language I do not speak, without ID - for cake.

There's a guy out there who will want to tell everyone that he is your boyfriend. Quit goofing around and go find him.

Be yourself. If something you do doesn't work, don't do it the next time. Listen to yourself - you know what appropriate behavior is.

..he may love you, he may miss you, but ultimately he's just not that into you.