I'm fascinated with human relationships. I advocate the relationship you have with yourself.

Drinking, eating, shopping, revenge, rebound sex, drugs or whatever your poison may be will number the pain - but that's all.

Wasting time with the wrong person is just time wasted.

Don't waste the pretty

If a man is really into you, nothing will stop him from being with you - including a fear of intimacy.

There are only so many ways to get people to go see stand-up, that it really is about the product; it's not so much about the theme of the show.

I like the idea that when a guy comes over to the house, I get to say I wrote the book.