Most people don't want to leave their wife and children behind but many people seem to want to take leave of themselves.

People don't admire you for what you hate, they admire you for what you do about it, and your slacks.

Wasting time with the wrong person is just time wasted.

The only reason he can miss you is because he’s choosing, every day, not to be with you.

Cheating gets easier every time it's done. It's only hard the first time, when one feels the sting of morality and the guilt of betraying someone's trust.

Why should you feel honored for getting scraps of his time?

So, I play in a band. It's a really underground band. Super underground. Very underground. Like, we don't even actually play.