Don’t spend your time on and give your heart to any guy who makes you wonder about anything related to his feelings for you

I'm no longer a prisoner of my fears. Which really just means I'm using real butter.

If you can find him, then he can find you. If he wants to find you, he will.

Anyone who assesses you or your relationship as disposable is not worthy of your time or tears.

I'm just saying, tonight, if you're going through a breakup and you're drinking, don't call. Just don't do it. Don't call. Because here's the thing: booze has information in it!

Cheaters are people who have a lot of stuff to work out, and they're working it out on your time and with your heart.

A man would rather be trampled by elephants on fire than tell you he's just not that into you.