Breakups hurt like a motherf*#ker, but they are not the end of the world. The pain is temporary, and if handled properly, they can even be life-changing.

..he may love you, he may miss you, but ultimately he's just not that into you.

I like the idea that when a guy comes over to the house, I get to say I wrote the book.

Why should you feel honored for getting scraps of his time?

Breakups hurt like a motherf*#ker, but they are not the end of the world. The pain is temporary, and if handled properly, they can even be life-changing.

I've never tried to pass myself off as anything more than a comedian who wrote a dating book.

Part of being a comedian is that it's your job to look at life and regurgitate it in a funny way, to point out its absurdities.