Personally, when I'm picking friends, I like the ones who don't make me cry myself to sleep.

I always say that I love magic but I hate magicians. I like being fooled. If you wave your hands in front of my face and I think you're doing a trick, I'm easily impressed. If you pull a quarter out of my ear, I'm quite certain you're a wizard. But I don't like the way most magicians don't act like they're magical; they act like show business dicks.

Having feelings doesn't mean you have to have sex.

You are not easily forgotten.

Bored with the same type of misery over and over and over again.

Cheaters never prosper. (Because they suck.)

An excuse is a polite rejection. Men are not afraid of 'ruining the friendship.