Personally, when I'm picking friends, I like the ones who don't make me cry myself to sleep.

If I had butterscotch pants and a cheetah sweater... I'd be just fine.

It is in that moment, when you really lay down your cards and see the relationship for what it was, that you'll find the freedom to kick it in the ass and let it go.

There's a guy out there who will want to tell everyone that he is your boyfriend. Quit goofing around and go find him.

The day you realize you don't have to make sense to anyone is the day you start to make sense to you.

It is with great sadness and a heavy heart that have to announce that I ate kale and liked it.

You picked a lemon, throw it away lemonade is overrated. Freaks should remain at the circus, not in your apartment. You already have one asshole. You don’t need another. Make a space in your life for the glorious things you deserve. Have faith.