Personally, when I'm picking friends, I like the ones who don't make me cry myself to sleep.

Before you look for validation in others, try and find it in yourself

He's just not that into you if he's not asking you out. Because if he likes you, trust me, he will ask you out.

Try not to be four years into a relationship when it suddenly dawns on you that the guy you're with is a big, selfish jerk.

I mean, I feel like you can kill the same bird with both stones.

It`s the prettiest place on the planet. My childhood was like a dream. It`s like the last Mayberry.

My wife's beautiful. That's why I married her. Because I want to see her every day.