Wasting time with the wrong person is just time wasted.

If the guy you’re dating doesn’t seem to be completely into you, or you feel the need to start ‘figuring him out,’ please consider the glorious thought that he might just not be that into you. And then free yourself to go find someone that is.

A man would rather be trampled by elephants on fire than tell you he's just not that into you.

I always tell people it's funny that they think I'm a relationship expert because my two books are about getting out of relationships.

I will go anywhere if you say the phrase 'there might be cake.' I would go to the Department of Motor Vehicles, register somebody else's boat in Spanish, a language I do not speak, without ID - for cake.

He's just not that into you if he's not asking you out. Because if he likes you, trust me, he will ask you out.

The day you realize you don't have to make sense to anyone is the day you start to make sense to you.