Wasting time with the wrong person is just time wasted.

A good indication that it's not is if you're only staying with What's His Name because you're scared.

Part of me also knows that this generation is the least racist and most pro-gay, so that's great. But they have a real lack of gravitas. And they have no taste in music. Vampire Weekend? Can we play some music, please? Can we rock out for a minute? Where's your Metallica?

I love to eat. That's why I got so fat; I love to eat. If I don't walk away from a meal hurting, I didn't do it right. If I don't walk away from Thanksgiving dinner feeling like I've been turkey-f**ked in a gingerbread prison, I didn't do it right.

Good enough to tweet, not to say.

Busy' is another word for 'asshole'. 'Asshole' is another word for the guy you're dating.

Better than nothing is not good enough for you!