If you bury the pain deep down it will stay with you indefinitely, but if you open yourself to it, experience it, and deal with it head-on, you'll find it begins to move on after a while.

Busy' is another word for 'asshole'. 'Asshole' is another word for the guy you're dating.

Before you look for validation in others, try and find it in yourself

There are only so many ways to get people to go see stand-up, that it really is about the product; it's not so much about the theme of the show.

The day you realize you don't have to make sense to anyone is the day you start to make sense to you.

The word “busy” is the relationship Weapon of Mass Destruction. It seems like a good excuse, but in fact, in every silo you uncover, all you’re going to find is a man who didn’t care enough to call. Remember: Men are never too busy to get what they want.

If you bury the pain deep down it will stay with you indefinitely, but if you open yourself to it, experience it, and deal with it head-on, you'll find it begins to move on after a while.