Busy' is another word for 'asshole'. 'Asshole' is another word for the guy you're dating.

He doesn't need to be reminded you're great.

I'm certain prison is pretty rough as it is but imagine if you were a murderer and a foodie!

Men like to chase and you have to let us chase you. I know. It's insulting. It's frustrating. It's unfortunately the truth.

I love astute observations and really great wordplay. I love the way that Louis C.K. observes life, and I love the way Patton Oswalt talks about it.

I mean, I feel like you can kill the same bird with both stones.

For me, a breakup changed my entire life. I was a mess. I really got rocked, and I ended up turning it into a positive thing.