Busy' is another word for 'asshole'. 'Asshole' is another word for the guy you're dating.

I always tell people it's funny that they think I'm a relationship expert because my two books are about getting out of relationships.

I have two rules when you come to my house on Halloween. Wear a costume - 'cause if you've manned your door at your own house, you know how many kids will roll up, 14 years old with no costume and an attitude. My other rule: don't grab. Let me assess you and then design a candy situation for you.

Being brokenhearted is like having broken ribs. On the outside it looks like nothing's wrong, but every breath hurts.

He doesn’t have to love your CD collection. He doesn’t have to love your shoes. But any good, mature guy better make an attempt to love your friends and family—especially when they’re great.

Maybe this is just me, because my priorities have changed as I’ve gotten older. But now I don’t want to be ‘sort of dating’ someone. I don’t want to be ‘kinda hanging out’ with someone. I don’t want to spend a lot of energy suppressing all my feelings so I appear uninvolved. I want to be involved.

My daughter genuinely asked me to hand her the basketball bat. I might be failing as a father.