Uncool is a cool resting place. The pressure's off me.

If my father is walking around going, 'Mmm, pussy,' he's thinking about eating the cat.

Let's call cheating what it is: a complete betrayal of trust.

Cheating gets easier every time it's done. It's only hard the first time, when one feels the sting of morality and the guilt of betraying someone's trust.

Can you deep fry the bacon? Oh how I wish you would.

If a man is really into you, nothing will stop him from being with you - including a fear of intimacy.

He's just not that into you if he's not asking you out. Because if he likes you, trust me, he will ask you out.