First of all, never buy a man a plasma TV until you're married. A lot of men once they have a plasma TV they don't need a girlfriend

The pain of being in a bad relationship is confusing. When it's over - it's over. No more confusion!

First of all, never buy a man a plasma TV until you're married. A lot of men once they have a plasma TV they don't need a girlfriend

I've never tried to pass myself off as anything more than a comedian who wrote a dating book.

I'm tired of seeing great women in bullshit relationships.

Remember always what you set out to get, and please don’t settle for less.

Every time you see him, you only make yourself vulnerable to further heartache. Do you really need further proof that he's getting on with his life without you?