He doesn't need to be reminded you're great.

My daughter genuinely asked me to hand her the basketball bat. I might be failing as a father.

You picked a lemon, throw it away lemonade is overrated. Freaks should remain at the circus, not in your apartment. You already have one asshole. You don’t need another. Make a space in your life for the glorious things you deserve. Have faith.

I want you to be yourself, but not with other dudes.

If you date, you will meet your share of weirdos and jerks. That is as sure as death and taxes.

Young people are gross with their faces and their hope.

I get giddy with the idea of stringing words together that make people laugh.