Try not to be four years into a relationship when it suddenly dawns on you that the guy you're with is a big, selfish jerk.

Wasting time in a relationship that blows is just that - wasted time.

I get giddy with the idea of stringing words together that make people laugh.

Part of me also knows that this generation is the least racist and most pro-gay, so that's great. But they have a real lack of gravitas. And they have no taste in music. Vampire Weekend? Can we play some music, please? Can we rock out for a minute? Where's your Metallica?

Don't waste the pretty

..he may love you, he may miss you, but ultimately he's just not that into you.

Because here’s what guys don’t do if they can’t live without you: They don’t break up with you.