Remember always what you set out to get, and please don’t settle for less.

If we're friends with someone and attracted to them, we're going to want to take it further.

Always be classy. Never be crazy.

So, I play in a band. It's a really underground band. Super underground. Very underground. Like, we don't even actually play.

There are three kinda men in the world. There's men that own rope, men that use eye creme, and that dude from Nickleback.

There will never be a good time, financially, to get married, unless you're Shaq or Ray Romano. But somehow people manage. If your man is using money as an excuse not to marry you, it's your relationship that's insecure, not his bank account.

Let's start with this statistic: You are delicious. Be brave, my sweet. I know you can get lonely. I know you can crave companionship and sex and love so badly that it physically hurts. But I truly believe that the only way you can find out that there's something better out there is to first believe there's something better out there. What other choice is there?