If you date, you will meet your share of weirdos and jerks. That is as sure as death and taxes.

For me, a breakup changed my entire life. I was a mess. I really got rocked, and I ended up turning it into a positive thing.

I want you to be yourself, but not with other dudes.

It is with great sadness and a heavy heart that have to announce that I ate kale and liked it.

The word “busy” is the relationship Weapon of Mass Destruction. It seems like a good excuse, but in fact, in every silo you uncover, all you’re going to find is a man who didn’t care enough to call. Remember: Men are never too busy to get what they want.

I love astute observations and really great wordplay. I love the way that Louis C.K. observes life, and I love the way Patton Oswalt talks about it.

Because here’s what guys don’t do if they can’t live without you: They don’t break up with you.