If you date, you will meet your share of weirdos and jerks. That is as sure as death and taxes.

If a guy truly likes you, but for personal reasons he needs to take things slow, he will let you know that immediately. He won’t keep you guessing, because he’ll want to make sure you don’t get frustrated and go away.

If my father is walking around going, 'Mmm, pussy,' he's thinking about eating the cat.

Busy' is another word for 'asshole'. 'Asshole' is another word for the guy you're dating.

Every time you see him, you only make yourself vulnerable to further heartache. Do you really need further proof that he's getting on with his life without you?

You are not easily forgotten.

How many presidents, do you think, ever said to another guy: 'I can't believe we're doing this in the White House'?