As a guy I never liked being told to call, which my wife really never does, and that's why I call her as often as I do.
Greg BehrendtI'm fascinated with human relationships. I advocate the relationship you have with yourself.
Greg BehrendtPart of being a comedian is that it's your job to look at life and regurgitate it in a funny way, to point out its absurdities.
Greg BehrendtHow many presidents, do you think, ever said to another guy: 'I can't believe we're doing this in the White House'?
Greg BehrendtMaybe this is just me, because my priorities have changed as Iโve gotten older. But now I donโt want to be โsort of datingโ someone. I donโt want to be โkinda hanging outโ with someone. I donโt want to spend a lot of energy suppressing all my feelings so I appear uninvolved. I want to be involved.
Greg Behrendt