big plans require big action

Try not to be four years into a relationship when it suddenly dawns on you that the guy you're with is a big, selfish jerk.

There are three kinda men in the world. There's men that own rope, men that use eye creme, and that dude from Nickleback.

There are only so many ways to get people to go see stand-up, that it really is about the product; it's not so much about the theme of the show.

As a guy I never liked being told to call, which my wife really never does, and that's why I call her as often as I do.

Young people are gross with their faces and their hope.

A man who wants to make a relationship work will move mountains to keep the woman he loves