A man would rather be trampled by elephants on fire than tell you he's just not that into you.

Here's something else to think about: calling when you say you're going to is the very first brick in the house you are building of love and trust. If he can't lay this one stupid brick down, you ain't never gonna have a house baby, and it's cold outside.

A man would rather be trampled by elephants on fire than tell you he's just not that into you.

I'm just saying, tonight, if you're going through a breakup and you're drinking, don't call. Just don't do it. Don't call. Because here's the thing: booze has information in it!

I like the idea that when a guy comes over to the house, I get to say I wrote the book.

Don't waste the pretty

Why should you feel honored for getting scraps of his time?