Why should you feel honored for getting scraps of his time?

Don't waste the pretty

How many presidents, do you think, ever said to another guy: 'I can't believe we're doing this in the White House'?

I've never tried to pass myself off as anything more than a comedian who wrote a dating book.

Sometimes we become attached to what's familiar, and sometimes we hold on to things that are safe and predictable, even if they are bad for us.

Cheaters are people who have a lot of stuff to work out, and they're working it out on your time and with your heart.

If the guy you’re dating doesn’t seem to be completely into you, or you feel the need to start ‘figuring him out,’ please consider the glorious thought that he might just not be that into you. And then free yourself to go find someone that is.