I've never tried to pass myself off as anything more than a comedian who wrote a dating book.

We're taught that in life, we should try to look on the bright side. Not in this case. In this case, assume rejection first. Assume you're the rule, not the exception. It's liberating. But we also know it's not an easy concept. -He's not just into you

He doesn’t have to love your CD collection. He doesn’t have to love your shoes. But any good, mature guy better make an attempt to love your friends and family—especially when they’re great.

Trust yourself, because as Oprah says, doubt means don't every time

Why should you feel honored for getting scraps of his time?

Don't you want the guy who'll forget about all the other things in his life before he forgets about you?

If we're friends with someone and attracted to them, we're going to want to take it further.