I've never tried to pass myself off as anything more than a comedian who wrote a dating book.

I'm tired of seeing great women in bullshit relationships.

Don't you want the guy who'll forget about all the other things in his life before he forgets about you?

He doesn’t have to love your CD collection. He doesn’t have to love your shoes. But any good, mature guy better make an attempt to love your friends and family—especially when they’re great.

If a man is really into you, nothing will stop him from being with you - including a fear of intimacy.

Ive learned that anything in life worth having comes from patience and hard work.

I've never tried to pass myself off as anything more than a comedian who wrote a dating book.