My buddy Tom... he'd been chasing a girl for two years, and he got her the old-fashioned way - dates and listening.
I mean, I feel like you can kill the same bird with both stones.
Wasting time in a relationship that blows is just that - wasted time.
He doesn't need to be reminded you're great.
Most comics worship music on some level. It's more rock-n-roll to get up there for an hour and make people laugh.
Try not to be four years into a relationship when it suddenly dawns on you that the guy you're with is a big, selfish jerk.