I believe in love the verb, not the noun.

My daughter genuinely asked me to hand her the basketball bat. I might be failing as a father.

My wife's beautiful. That's why I married her. Because I want to see her every day.

If my father is walking around going, 'Mmm, pussy,' he's thinking about eating the cat.

Better than nothing is not good enough for you!

People say get a job doing something you love. So far no one has offered to hire me to eat Whoppers with a switchblade.

If you can find him, then he can find you. If he wants to find you, he will.