I love astute observations and really great wordplay. I love the way that Louis C.K. observes life, and I love the way Patton Oswalt talks about it.
Greg BehrendtDon't you want the guy who'll forget about all the other things in his life before he forgets about you?
Greg BehrendtThe pain of being in a bad relationship is confusing. When it's over - it's over. No more confusion!
Greg Behrendt