Men like to chase and you have to let us chase you. I know. It's insulting. It's frustrating. It's unfortunately the truth.

There will never be a good time, financially, to get married, unless you're Shaq or Ray Romano. But somehow people manage. If your man is using money as an excuse not to marry you, it's your relationship that's insecure, not his bank account.

He's just not that into you if he only wants to see you when he's drunk. If he likes you, he'll want to see you when his judgment isn't impaired.

Busy' is another word for 'asshole'. 'Asshole' is another word for the guy you're dating.

Uncool is a cool resting place. The pressure's off me.

I'm fascinated with human relationships. I advocate the relationship you have with yourself.

I have less friends, but I have more Cadbury Eggs.