Men like to chase and you have to let us chase you. I know. It's insulting. It's frustrating. It's unfortunately the truth.

How many presidents, do you think, ever said to another guy: 'I can't believe we're doing this in the White House'?

The word “busy” is the relationship Weapon of Mass Destruction. It seems like a good excuse, but in fact, in every silo you uncover, all you’re going to find is a man who didn’t care enough to call. Remember: Men are never too busy to get what they want.

For me, a breakup changed my entire life. I was a mess. I really got rocked, and I ended up turning it into a positive thing.

The reason it's so painful when someone disappears is you have to face the fact that the person you loved had probably left you a long time before he grabbed his coat and scrammed.

If I had butterscotch pants and a cheetah sweater... I'd be just fine.

Try not to be four years into a relationship when it suddenly dawns on you that the guy you're with is a big, selfish jerk.