Men like to chase and you have to let us chase you. I know. It's insulting. It's frustrating. It's unfortunately the truth.

Anyone who assesses you or your relationship as disposable is not worthy of your time or tears.

I've never tried to pass myself off as anything more than a comedian who wrote a dating book.

When it comes to men, deal with them as they are, not how you’d like them to be.

I'm no longer a prisoner of my fears. Which really just means I'm using real butter.

It is with great sadness and a heavy heart that have to announce that I ate kale and liked it.

You picked a lemon, throw it away lemonade is overrated. Freaks should remain at the circus, not in your apartment. You already have one asshole. You don’t need another. Make a space in your life for the glorious things you deserve. Have faith.