The word “busy” is the relationship Weapon of Mass Destruction. It seems like a good excuse, but in fact, in every silo you uncover, all you’re going to find is a man who didn’t care enough to call. Remember: Men are never too busy to get what they want.

There will never be a good time, financially, to get married, unless you're Shaq or Ray Romano. But somehow people manage. If your man is using money as an excuse not to marry you, it's your relationship that's insecure, not his bank account.

People say get a job doing something you love. So far no one has offered to hire me to eat Whoppers with a switchblade.

People don't admire you for what you hate, they admire you for what you do about it, and your slacks.

How many presidents, do you think, ever said to another guy: 'I can't believe we're doing this in the White House'?

I always tell people it's funny that they think I'm a relationship expert because my two books are about getting out of relationships.

Men like to chase and you have to let us chase you. I know. It's insulting. It's frustrating. It's unfortunately the truth.