The word “busy” is the relationship Weapon of Mass Destruction. It seems like a good excuse, but in fact, in every silo you uncover, all you’re going to find is a man who didn’t care enough to call. Remember: Men are never too busy to get what they want.

Bored with the same type of misery over and over and over again.

He doesn’t have to love your CD collection. He doesn’t have to love your shoes. But any good, mature guy better make an attempt to love your friends and family—especially when they’re great.

A man would rather be trampled by elephants on fire than tell you he's just not that into you.

Every time you see him, you only make yourself vulnerable to further heartache. Do you really need further proof that he's getting on with his life without you?

Always be classy. Never be crazy.

People don't admire you for what you hate, they admire you for what you do about it, and your slacks.