We're taught that in life, we should try to look on the bright side. Not in this case. In this case, assume rejection first. Assume you're the rule, not the exception. It's liberating. But we also know it's not an easy concept. -He's not just into you

I'm just not interested in daytime television, which is something you should remember the next time somebody offers you a daytime talk show.

Sometimes we become attached to what's familiar, and sometimes we hold on to things that are safe and predictable, even if they are bad for us.

My daughter genuinely asked me to hand her the basketball bat. I might be failing as a father.

The day you realize you don't have to make sense to anyone is the day you start to make sense to you.

I will go anywhere if you say the phrase 'there might be cake.' I would go to the Department of Motor Vehicles, register somebody else's boat in Spanish, a language I do not speak, without ID - for cake.

Lying, cheating, hiding is the exact opposite of the behavior of a man who's really into you.