She didn't love me that much, but she moved in with me. That's a plus. And then one night, I caught her making out with another dude on the driveway. That's a minus.

He doesn't need to be reminded you're great.

The day you realize you don't have to make sense to anyone is the day you start to make sense to you.

Can you deep fry the bacon? Oh how I wish you would.

The only reason he can miss you is because he’s choosing, every day, not to be with you.

I want you to be yourself, but not with other dudes.

If the guy you’re dating doesn’t seem to be completely into you, or you feel the need to start ‘figuring him out,’ please consider the glorious thought that he might just not be that into you. And then free yourself to go find someone that is.